Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Keeping Things Educational

From urbandictionary.com:


mental constipation

An inability to articulate one's thoughts or ideas, resulting in significant psychological distress and frustration.Typically, this form of cognitive impaction is self-resolving. However, in cases where productive interchange with the afflicted is urgently needed, a deadline may be administered; indeed, this has proven to be one of the most effective treatments for stubborn cases of mental constipation.

Man, I get this all the time. Do you think prune juice helps with this?

4 comments:

Southern Baptist Wanaby said...

Prune Juice? NO, but a shot of whiskey might help :)

Anonymous said...

You know what would help-- a good slap in the face. Don't worry, it's coming.

Anonymous said...

From urbandictionary.com:


slaptard--

Someone so stupid that you genuinely feel that slapping them might jump-start their cognitive processes.

I think we found the perfect word for you.

Trevor Holloway said...

Ha! that is a great one. I wish I would have found it.